49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents

49 Questions to Annoy Your Parents

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Are you bored?
Do you enjoy asking silly questions?
Would you like to watch your parents squirm as they try to think of a response?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!

In this book, you’ll discover 49 questions to annoy your parents that are so weird and funny that your parents will have to reboot their brains. Each hilarious question comes with a cartoon illustration that will make you giggle even more.

You’ll learn how to ask questions like:

- Why do men have nipples?
- What is the meaning of life?
- Are snails actually slugs with baggage?
- Who decided where all those dotted line went on the globe?
- And many more!

This book is the fourth in the Excuse Encyclopedia Series, a collection of books that will teach you how to have fun and avoid chores with hilarious excuses. It’s perfect for kids aged 6 to 9 who enjoy reading ebooks and have a curious mind. It’s also a great gift for fun-loving parents who want to have a laugh with their kids.

So what are you waiting for? Download your copy of 49 Questions for Annoying Your Parents today and start having fun by irritating your parents with curious questions!

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