By:
Promo Price:
Ever since Scharlette’s parents gave her a name no one can really pronounce, she’s been stuck in a bit of a rut. She hates her job in airport security, making people take their belts off before they fly to exotic locations she can only dream about. She owns a small apartment with large repayments, drinks bargain bin red while she watches Star Trek, and misses her little sister, lost to an exploding sandwich press ten years ago.
Scharlette fears she might live out her entire existence without doing anything or mattering to anyone. It still comes as quite a surprise when a handsome time traveller named Tomothy appears out of nowhere and verifies she is correct – that, according to his records, she doesn’t matter at all.
Scharlette isn’t sure this news is as wonderful as Tomothy seems to think but, as he explains, since her life was to have no impact on the timeline whatsoever, Scharlette is free to travel time and space, and have amazing adventures with heedless abandon.
“The book is charming and riotously funny. The most enjoyable aspect of the story is its unpredictability.” – Aurealis Magazine
Excerpt
Scharlette rubbed her temples as she woke, hastily compiling information. She was in a spaceship, high above the Earth, speaking with Gordon, an advanced AI from the future. Or perhaps she was in an insane asylum talking to a mouse? It was difficult to be sure. One thing was certain – she was definitely going to be late for work.
‘Gordon,’ she said, and then so many questions jostled for attention she had trouble focusing on one in particular.
‘Yes, Miss Scharlette?’
‘What’s the time?’
‘I’m afraid that is quite difficult to answer, as perspectives tend to differ wildly. However, internal ship time is currently 64:38:91.’
‘Right.’
‘PM.’
“It’s hard to describe why this book is good without spoiling a single part of it.” – Two Doctors Media Collaborative
Reader Reviews
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “So refreshingly different” – Goodreads
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “a solid sci-fi romp, and this is one of the few times when "romp" is exactly the right description” – Goodreads
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I have never laughed so much while reading a book!” – Amazon US
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “absolutely the best treatment of time travel all wrapped up in chuckles and spurts of laughter punctuated with moments of sheer terror culminating in a very satisfying ending.” – Amazon US
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The time travel genre has a great new top candidate” – Amazon US
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Scharlette is intelligent, real, relatable and very witty.” – Goodreads
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “dazzlingly colourful, endlessly endearing” – Goodreads
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “genuinely fun ... a proper joy.” – Amazon UK
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “remarkably easy and enjoyable to follow” – Amazon AU
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I loved this book much more than I had expected” – Goodreads
Use this form to order a new GOLD Book Promotion Package.
If you want to order a BRONZE Book Promotion Package, please click HERE.
Sections with this pinkish background must be filled out.
Sections with a grey background may be changed or left unaltered.
Your book may be promoted on or after:
About Your Book Genre
Please select the genre that most closely matches your book. This is the genre in which Best Book Monkey will promote your book.
Please be sure to check your input. The details you submit here will be displayed on our website.
Check your spelling, grammar, and capitalizations.
If you’d like to note that the book is part a of series, please be sure to include the series name and number in parentheses, e.g. The Betrayal of Ka (The Transprophetics – Book 1)
This is the name that is listed as the author of the book. We’ll use the same name on our website, email newsletter, and social media.
This is all about the book. You can copy your description from Amazon or create a new one.
If you do NOT want to change your book’s description, please ignore the HTML code in this field.
If you do want to change your description. You do NOT need to add any HTML code.
THIS IS NOT YOUR BOOK DESCRIPTION. This is a 180-CHARACTER pitch for your book.
⬆︎ Proofread your 180-Character Book Teaser again ⬆︎
This is the most common place for us to find spelling and grammatical errors.
We can include links to your book at other bookstores if your promotion pricing is the same on ALL sites. Please do NOT use link shorteners or universal book links. We need the direct link to your eBook.
Be Sure To Use Your eBook Link — NOT your paperback, hardcover, or profile
🛑 Please include the link to your book’s page on Kobo. This is a Kobo search page. 🛑
🛑 Please include the link to your book’s page on Smashwords. This is your profile page. 🛑
🛑 Please include the link to your book’s page on Goodreads. This is your profile page. 🛑
A few items to remember:
Complete the following statement
KDP Select
This is the program from Amazon that enables your book to be included in KindleUnlimited. A book in KDP Select is eligible for Kindle Free Book Promotions and Kindle Countdown Deals.
Perma-Free
Your book is “permanently free” on Amazon. To be Perma-Free you have dealt with Amazon’s customer service to set your book’s price to $0.00
We love promoting FREE books, but please note that if you are promoting your book as FREE, you must be running a Kindle Free Book Promotion. A book enrolled in KDP Select does not automatically count as a FREE book.
Regular Kindle eBook Digital Price
This is the book’s normal Amazon.com Kindle price. If your eBook Price is greater than $9.99, please input $0.01 and note the greater price in the Questions or Comments field at the bottom of this form.
Regular Kindle Price for Perma-Free Books
This is the Digital List Price as shown on Amazon.
PROMO DAY PRICE
Your PROMO DAY PRICE must be $4.99 or less.
Please note that your PROMO DAY PRICE must be in place by 5:00 am Pacific Time on your selected PROMO DATE.
Please note that your Promotion End Date must be at least one day after your PROMO DAY.
In other words, please do not schedule your promotion for the same day that your discount pricing ends.
On your promotion date, we will share your book on Pinterest, Facebook, and Instagram. We will tag you on Instagram if you include your Instagram Username below.
🛑 Please input your Username.
Do NOT include the @
You may add up to seven hashtags for your book to help social media users find it.
You may include up to three additional social media links on your book page on BestBookMonkey.com. Your Instagram will be included automatically. We support the following social media platforms.
Please include the full URL to your profile.
| Social Platform | Example Full URL |
| Facebook Page, Group, or Profile | https://www.facebook.com/shea.oliver.author |
| https://www.linkedin.com/in/sheaoliver/ | |
| https://www.pinterest.com/bestbookmonkey/ | |
| https://www.reddit.com/user/ColoradoShea | |
| TikTok | https://www.tiktok.com/@shearoliver |
| https://twitter.com/sheaoliver | |
| Tumbler | https://www.tumblr.com/blog/bestbookmonkey |
| YouTube Channel | https://www.youtube.com/@shea.oliver.author |
If you have any questions or comments about your book promotion order, please add them here.
Promo Price:
Regular Price:
Promo Price:
Regular Price:
Promo Price:
Promotion Ends:
Regular Price:
Promo Price:
Promotion Ends:
Regular Price:
Promo Price:
Regular Price:
Promo Price:
Promotion Ends:
Regular Price:
Promo Price:
Regular Price:
Promo Price:
As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases