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Finally, a book where bad decisions come with measurements and mixing instructions.
Welcome to Hula Harry’s, the hottest bar in Hell—where the drinks burn twice and the hangovers are legendary. This laugh-out-loud cocktail book delivers real, mixable recipes infused with dark humor, snark, and a splash of the underworld.
Inside, you’ll find the finest cocktails this side of eternal damnation, each crafted with flavor, attitude, and a questionable amount of fire.
Devilishly good drinks include:
• The Brimstone Mary – smoldering attitude included
• The Dumpster Fire – exactly what it sounds like, but tastier
• The Serpent’s Garden – temptation in a glass
• The Eternal Yule – holiday cheer that may haunt you later
Perfect for fans of urban fantasy, supernatural humor, and anyone who likes their cocktails with personality.
Love these drinks? They’re straight from The Judas Files—a five-book urban fantasy series where an undercover agent in Hell tries to keep Earth from total collapse (and still make it to happy hour). Meet Gabe, the world’s most reluctant hero; Dan, the only bartender in Hell with a conscience; and Alex, a blue-haired badass who never backs down. If you stop by, tell them Judas sent you.
Available in Kindle Unlimited.
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